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Friday, March 10, 2006

Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck

Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck in danger because of dangerous burlars!

The couple had an unpleasant time out from their happy moments because of an attack of a gang of burglars. These burglars turned Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck's neighborhood into a zone of crime.

Police has informed the citizens of the neighborhood to lock their windows and doors so that they are safe!

Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck


A police spokesman said "We've got a roving gang of burglars up on this hill and they're hitting this neighborhood like crazy. The neighbors have been made aware of the situation, and they're taking extra precautions."

This dangerous situation unfortunately destroyed Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck's wedded bliss!

posted by Comfortably-numb @ 5:30 AM